Monday 19 June 2017

Random Thoughts


Thoughts Must be Considered:-




* Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

* If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

* What is silent in the word "Scent" the S or the C?

* If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?

* Do bald people use shampoo or soap?

* If you are a security guard at Samsung, does that make you guardian of the galaxies?

* If a blind person is dreaming can they see it?

- The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".

- 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

- Asking someone's name is just asking what noise you should make to attract their attention.

- The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.

- If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

- Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

- If you rip a hole in a net, there's actually fewer holes in it than there was before.

- The worst part of being a giraffe is having a lot of time to reflect on your mistakes while sinking in quicksand.

- If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day".




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