Husband and Wife Jokes

Funny Husband and Wife Discussion

Wife 😃: honey can I get my hair a cut??✂

Husband 😊: yes get it cut.✂

Wife 😐: but it took long time to grow like this.

Husband☺ : then don't get it cut

Wife😃 : but short hair is trending

Husband 🙂: then get it cut

Wife😒 : my friends may tease me

Husband😠 : Then don't get it cut

Wife😌 : but my mom said it will suit with my little face.

Husband😏 : yes get it cut

Wife 😱: what if the they make it worse in salon.

Husband 😁: then don't get it cut.

Wife 🤔: well I m thinking I should do it.

Husband🤗 : yes get it cut

Wife 😤: if it doesn't suits me then u ll b responsible.

Husband 😧: then don't get it cut

Wife 🤓: but small hair are easy to care.

Husband😉 : yes get it cut

Wife😢 : I m scared too that it may look bad

Husband😲 : Then don't get it cut

Wife😜 : ok finally I made up my mind I should get a hair cut

Husband 😤: yes get it cut

Wife🙄: I donno whether u ll like it or not

Husband😡: then don't get it cut

Wife😀 : ok leave all these, when are we meeting the doctor for my throat infection?

Husband😆 : yes get it cut.

Wife🙀 : whattt? I m talking about doctor

Husband😆 : Then don't get it cut.

Wife 😰: hello!! What are you talking about? Are you okay?

Husband😆 : yes get it cut

Wife😱: oh my god! What happened to you dear?

Husband😆 : Then don't get it cut.

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" This poor husband😆 is currently in the Nimhans mental hospital seating whole day repeatedly saying the two things only".

😆Yes get it cut
😆Then don't get it cut