In a poor zoo in India

In a poor zoo in India, a lion  was offered not more than 1 kg of meat a day. The lion  thought that its prayers were answered when one day a USA zoo manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to USA…

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/C environment, a goat  🐐or two every day.

On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag sealed very nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few bananas  and some boiled vegetables 🥒🥕.The lion  thought that maybe they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India

The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered.

The lion was furious; it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him, 'don't you know that I am the Lion  ……….. king of the Jungle………….. what's wrong with your management? What nonsense is this? Why are you delivering bananas and boiled vegetables to me daily?'

The delivery boy politely said, "Sir I know you are the king of the jungle …

But …….. you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!!!!

Moral of the story:

Better to be a lion in India than a monkey elsewhere.