Friday 17 March 2017

The Curious Case of Indian Patients


*Gets Sick (Disease Stage 0 or 1)

*Takes Self Medicine without even consulting anyone. Not even to his imaginary doctor (Medical Shop Owner) // (due to delay in proper/actual treatment stage may goto 1 to 2)//

or
*Takes Alternate Medicine (Ayurveda/Siddha/Acupuncture/Healer) Because he thinks it has no side effects. //(due to delay in proper/actual treatment stage may goto 1 to 2)//

or
*Goes to Medical Shop (He thinks Medical Shop Owner is equal to Doctor)  //(due to delay in proper/actual treatment stage may goto 1 to 2)//

⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓ (Now stage may goto 2 to 3)
*Repeats his foolishness for some more time.

⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓ (Now stage may goto 2 to 3)
After failure in repeated foolishness,
Decides to go to a Doctor.

⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓ (Now stage may goto 2 to 3 to 4)
*Searches in Internet about his Symptoms, because he loves to waste time to worsen his health and thinks his 5 minute Internet Search will do better job than Life long Dedication of Doctors.

⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓ (Now stage may goto 2 to 3 to 4)
*Rejects Government Hospitals which offer  Free Treatment and Medicines, Since he cant mingle with people, Chooses Private Hospital but again foolishly expects free/low cost treatment.

⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓ Now in (Stage 3 or 4)
*Atlast goes to Doctor, hides his self medicine/native medicine experiments.Seeks immediate recovery from his self made danger. If any delay in recovery or doctor couldn't cure the disease because disease is in advanced stage,
He starts abusing doctors.

The End.


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